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Cthulhu’s Corner: On the Dubious ‘Honor’ of Having a Chunk of Pluto Named...
I’m not one to brag, but at least mine is bigger, Tolkien. Mankind has spent the past week clapping itself on its collective, metaphorical back for their ability to lob a piano-sized apparatus of metal...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: The City Council Out of Time
The following is a partial transcript taken from the August 19th meeting of the City Council. Among many other topics discussed was the plan to tear down the Abandoned Asbestos Factory at the Edge of...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: The Testimony of Unnameable Cat
Are cats normally inclined to narrative testimonials? This is my first cat so I’m not entirely sure how they typically behave. From what I understood they mostly spent their time sleeping or...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: A Battle Between God-Like Machines and God-Like Outer Gods
Sometimes even a Great Old One like myself gets bored and wanders the internet in search of entertainment. Recently I cam across this bit of short fiction created in response to a question posted on...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: I’ll Take the Refugees!
If you’ve come here expecting to hear an update on my battle with the City Council over the fate of the Abandoned Asbestos Factory at the Edge of Town, I’m afraid I will leave you disappointed. The...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: The Shadow Over Innsmouth Beach
I realize that you all are terribly disappointed that I missed last week, but let me assure you that I am perfectly alright. Certainly a glitch in the servers prevented my inbox from being inundated...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: Sharing is Caring
Last week I mentioned that I met Aslan, a fellow writer and coffee enthusiast, at the vet. He seemed rather interested in my proposal for the Old Asbestos Factory at the Edge of Town, so I was certain...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: The Betrayal of the Deep One
I can’t believe it. I just can’t believe it. Some people are just so oblivious to how horrible they are and how their selfish actions affect other people. Take Aslan, for instance: I went out of my...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: Behold! The Dread Candidate!
My recent involvement in local politics has afforded me the opportunity to pay attention to the ongoing campaign for Earth president. It’s fascinating to me how tightly you silly mortals cling to the...
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Cthulhu’s Corner: A Week in the Abyss
OK I have to let myself off the hook a bit; this has been an awful week. First of all, one of the bozos who runs this little ship (The Monthly Spew, and I had thus far managed to get by without...
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